Ecommerce for feelings best left unsaid

Say it sweetly. Mean it pettily.

Generate a perfectly pointed message, share the screenshot, or send the real thing as a card, e-card, or gift box.

For breakups, bad bosses, group-chat betrayals, and people who microwave fish.

Our no-fake-nice promise

New brand. Clear standards.

Your joke, your call

Preview the message before anything gets shared or sent.

Prices without drama

Straightforward options from a $6 e-card to a $45 gift box.

Made to be shared

Every generated message is designed to land in the group chat first.

Choose your level of petty

Start with the thought you cannot responsibly text. Pettygram turns it into something polished enough to send and funny enough to screenshot.

Start free

Pick the situation, set the spice level, and get a custom line ready to preview and share.

Free

Instant delivery

A polished digital card for the moment patience officially expires.

Mailbox impact

Because passive aggression hits differently when it arrives with postage.

$12

Maximum commitment

A themed, unboxable statement for exes, coworkers, quitters, and friends who know exactly what they did.

$45

Ready when the group chat is

Pick your target, choose your format, and let Pettygram make the point with better punctuation.